Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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