i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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