Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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