i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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