I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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