You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
