I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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