Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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