I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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