I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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