Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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