five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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