Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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