im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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