A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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