I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
thus making me awesome and them whores
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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