quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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