If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I have fence marks all over my body
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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