hell yes lets make some ravioli
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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