everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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