Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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