Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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