I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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