i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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