Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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