I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
worst night to have a conscience
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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