I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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