we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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