One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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