im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He? As in you personified your dick?
When are your genitals available?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
