We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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