in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
