Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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