I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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