is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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