Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
