Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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