question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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