You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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