I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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