she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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