I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
