I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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