Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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