what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
why is half of my head shaved?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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