no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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