I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Don't make out with my wife yet
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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