You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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