is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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