Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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