My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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