I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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